Celebrity Sex Quotes

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Celebrity Sex Quotes

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What the stars think of sex

Celebrity Sex Quotes

Celebrity Sex Quotes
What the stars think of sex.



"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
~Angelina Jolie said this, probably before she had the kids.





"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
~ Woody Allen

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant."
~ Henry Miller

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
~ President Bill Clinton

"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook."
~ Quentin Crisp

"Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress."
~ Quentin Crisp

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex."
~ Billy Joel

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing."
~ Charles Bukowski

"Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease."
~ Steven Cronenberg

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."
~ Mark Twain

"Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions."
~Stephen Colbert

"I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex."
~Stephen Colbert

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading."
~ Steve Jobs (Founder of Apple)

"Sexual intercourse... a joyous, joyous, joyous, joyous impaling of woman on man's sensual mast."
~Anais Ninn

"Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."
~ Woody Allen

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
~ Woody Allen

"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact."
~ Marlene Dietrich

"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
~ Dorothy Parker

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. "
~ Woody Allen

"I believe in using words, not fists... I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
~ Susan Sarandon



"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
~ Lilly Tomlin

"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
~ Woody Allen

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."
~ George Carlin

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
~Woody Allen



"Sex relieves tension - love causes it."
~ Woody Allen

"Sex is emotion in motion."
~ Mae West

"Everybody loves you when they are about to cum."
~ Madonna



"I want to do is a character-driven porn movie. It's all going to be about characters, and the porn's gonna grow all out of the character's and it's going to serve as character development."
~ Matt Damon

“People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.'”
~ Julia Roberts

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
~ Gloria Leonard

"I think sex is very interesting for most people, but I'm interested in sex as a way of communication, I'm not that interested in the fantasy version of a sex scene. "
~Maggie Gyllenhaal

“You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither”
~ Steve Martin



"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
~ Dorothy Parker

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
~ President George W. Bush

"They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that."
~ Angelina Jolie

"I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
~Woody Allen



" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it it."
~ Barbara Bush

"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."
~ Paris Hilton


"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."
I 've been married so much in my life that I never really had lovers, so it's been a fun time. Hopefully the men are enjoying it as well."
~ Angelina Jolie


"You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex. You can be overpowered."
~ Camile Paglia



"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."
~ Alfred Kinsey

"Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. "
~ Dave Letterman

"The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love."
~Frank Langella

"Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right."
~ Woody Allen


“I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'”
~ Paris Hilton


"Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions."
~ Aldous Huxley

"Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty."
~ Britney Spears


“Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”
~ Drew Barrymore


"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."


"Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
~ Simone De Beauvoir


"One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends who do that. But I just really have to be into someone. If not, what's the purpose?"
~ Britney Spears

"If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn't repel them."
~Camille Paglia

“Do you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn't there some way to be both?”
~Susan Sarandon

"I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding."
~Anais Ninn

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships”
~ Sharon Stone

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time."
~ Robin Williams



“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
~ George Burns


"Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality. It's part of the sizzle. "
~Camille Paglia


"I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?"
~Stephen Colbert